So . . . Do You Like Stuff?

Liam Dargan
tattoos. Boys. Vodka. Gin. Music.
Movies. Fitness. Fun. Nights out.
Brisbane. Melbourne.
My mother …

My mother …

some shit i stole off jesse

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 
    I’m gay.  She’s a woman.  I feel it wouldn’t work out.
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 
    How did you know? he sent me a message and I sent a one word reply.
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
    Fuck i hope not.
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
    yes.
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 
    nope.
  • 6. What are you excited for? 
    the weekend …
  • 7. What happened tonight? 
    I had school 
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 
    nah shit’s hilarious!
  • 9. Is confidence cute? 
    hell yes

  • 10. What is the last beverage you had? 
    water … cause i’m hardcore!

  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 
    heaps … men are assholes

  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 
    yes but i never wear them

  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 
    Go the fuck out a say hello to a boy
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
    probably food

  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 
    no … but I had a pretty fun afternoon at his house.

  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
    I hope so.
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
    my girls.

  • 18. The last time you felt broken? 
    every time i talk to him.

  • 19. Have you had sex today? 
    no.

  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 
    not that i realize

  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
    i guess i am.
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
    Get out.

  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
    i dunno, what colour are my dads eyes?

  • 24. What do you want right this second?
    a slow screw against the wall.

  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
    I’d tell them that it’s over and then they’d call me sexually unattractive … oh wait that already happened.

  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 
    sure is bitches

  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 
    probs not

  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
    my dirty dirty mates at school … organ hehehe

  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
    yes, but it’s not who you think

  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 
    No

  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
    I don’t know the last boy i talked to.

  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 
    hahaha I don’t think so 

  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
    shit no 

  • 34. Listening to? 
    DJ choonbo
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 
    no

  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 
    at his house?

  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    yeah i guess so 
  • 38. Who did you last call? 
    Danielle Gawler

  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 
    JD

  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 
    because i wanted to
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
    ummmm … .

  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 
    No

  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 
    all the fucking time
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude? 
    no

  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
    shit no!

  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 
    No
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
    Elle

  • 48. Do you sing in the shower? 
    fuck yeah i do 

  • 49. Do you dance in the car? 
    shit yes i do 

  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 
    hmmm no 

  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 
    a photoshoot a couple weeks ago, have another one coming up to

  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 
    nah love them 
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
    FUCK YES!!! 

  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 
    what’d you call me?

  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 
    apple

  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    a spy

  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 
    kinda

  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 
    don’t we all?

  • 59. Take a vitamin daily? 
    no

  • 60. Wear slippers? 
    No

  • 61. Wear a bath robe? 
    nah i just let it all hang out
  • 62. What do you wear to bed? 
    naked, wanna see?

  • 63. First concert?
    olivia newton-john with john farnham and some other dude
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 
    none of the above

  • 65. Nike or Adidas? 
    Nike

  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 
    your mum

  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 
    peanut butter all over my face please
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 
    someone squash her already

  • 69. Ever take dance lessons? 
    yes
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    something that makes them rich 

  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
    YES!
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 
    i can’t spell for shit

  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 
    no

  • 74. What is your favorite book? 
    tv guide

  • 75. Do you study better with or without music? 
    either or 

  • 76. Regularly burn incense? 
    does pot count?

  • 77. Ever been in love? 
    yes

  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 
    Jesse J, Nicki minaj …

  • 79. What was the last concert you saw? 
    Aqua

  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 
    hot
  • 81. Tea or coffee? 
    tea

  • 82. Favorite type of cookie? 
    white chocolate and macadamia

  • 83. Can you swim well? 
    No

  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 
    Yes

  • 85. Are you patient? 
    no

  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
    DJ and it better be a fucking awesome one

  • 87. Ever won a contest? 
    yes
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 
    when i get old enough i’m gonna plastic the shit out of everything

  • 89. Which are better black or green olives? 
    green, stuffed. and preferably swimming in vodka or gin.

  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 
    go crazy
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace? 
    lounge
  • 92. Do you want to get married?

maybe, maybe not